I Was Like and He Was Like

...and so I was like "dude, honey, babe, bro, I did not flush any tampons down our toilet. I don't do that in private restrooms anymore; only public ones, okay?!?! Don't you trust me dude, honey, babe, bro?!!!"

...and he was like "no, I don't trust you...the toilet is stopped up again! I wouldn't put it past you!"

...and he left with a hurrumpf and he came back with this big machine that he bought from Home Depot that he called a snake.

...and all I could hear was grunting and growling and cussing and hissing.

...and then he was like "It's still not flushing!? Don't tell me I have to remove the toilet to get to this?!" 

...and then I heard thuds and clanks.

...and then he was like "Police car!? Ambulance!? Fire Truck!? Dublin!? My little man?!"

...and then I was like "see it wasn't tampons, dude, honey, babe, bro!?"

Course I didn't say that out loud though.

Cause, you know, he was covered in shit water.

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