What I Would Do

Apr 23

Written By Lucy Darby

We started potty training fourteen months ago.

What I would do to see my king achieve this goal.

I'd pay $1000 bucks to a potty training specialist!

I'd give up my daily StarBucks!

I'd pray to ALL the gods...Allah, Jehovah, Zeus, Joseph Smith, etc.

I'd give up my wine AND my whiskey!

I would drink water EVERY DAY!

I would quit talking like a trucker!

I would get a hybrid car! Fuck that! I would take public transportation!

I would start saying nicer things about people who are on the other side of my political spectrum!

I'd protest for the dolphins!

I would do sooo much!

No I wouldn't.....but I would totally pay $1000 bucks. Pretty sure my husband's nerd collections are worth at least two-thirds of that cost.

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