Open Mouth Smackers

Hi.

My name is Dublin Ochoa.

I am very good at wearing my mask, which pleases my parents very much.

I am also a very affectionate little dude, which also pleases my parents very much.

Although sometimes,

it seems maybe they are not so pleased with my mask wearing and affections.

You see,

I love to dole out open mouth smackers

to every body who knows my name.

When I’m feeling the love,

and I feel it often,

I quickly and excitedly peel off my mask and grab the cheeks of my teachers, therapists, and loved ones

basically anyone who knows and uses my name

and I just press my open mouth smacker right onto their smackers.

And then I place my mask back over my nose and I just laugh and laugh and laugh because I love to give open mouth smackers and I just know they love to get open mouth smackers.

Rarely, do my teachers, therapists, or loved ones catch me before I deliver my affections,

one because I’m stealth and agile

and

two because many of them are just not emotionally capable enough to block the delivery of my affections,

This is why my parents, sister and I will get Omicron.

This is why, perhaps, you should not hang out with us.

At least, without protection, that is…….