Curing the Market

If your vegetable elixirs, essential oils, probiotics didn’t take YOU to Harvard,

why would you suggest that they will CURE autism?

Vegetable elixirs aid digestion.

Maybe.

Too much of them can also mess your tract sideways and clog your toilet.

Essential oils promote relaxation.

Maybe.

Too much of them can also trigger headaches and nausea.

Probiotics motivate the digestive tract.

Maybe.

Any of them can also contribute to the bulking of stool, complicating and postponing our excretions, making those of us who experience sensory overload in our organs, experience severe pain.

Any of them can also also also create explosions and make potty training even more unmanageable and uncomfortable, invoking bad memories about and delaying our comfort with potty training.

Vegetable elixirs, essential oils, and probiotics.

These (if approved and monitored by you and a medical professional) may be useful treatments for our ailing, inflamed and stressed bodies.

These are not universal cures that autistic individuals can consume and thereby rid themselves of their diagnoses.

AND GUESS WHATTTTTAAAAA.

WE AREN’T LOOKINGGGGGAHHHHHH FOR A CURE.

WE ARE JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO ACCEPT THAT WE AREN’T YOU.

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STOP. SELLING. CURES. FOR. AUTISM.

AUTISM. IS. NOT. CANCER.

STOP.